Politically Correct Seasons Greetings
Politically Correct Holiday Greeting
I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to readers of this blog, but as you may be aware it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyers, and on their advice I wish to send you the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only " Australia " in the southern hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Disclaimer: no trees were harmed in the sending of this message however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
This Post was inspired by an email received from my good friends and Melbourne Internet Marketers.com members Russell & Verena Cunningham of the Australian Institute of Self Development – Interested in learning Emotional Freedom Techniques (EFT) in 2010 then have a look at the courses available from Russell & Verena – You can find them at
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